Anyways, I fell asleep and I was at my friend Bob's house with his sister Maggie. Julio and his sister Marge was also there. These names are obviously fake since I live in Burke Virginia, not Nowhereville, Antarctica. The weather was like it's been; dirty ass snow everywhere, jacket weather, you know. So I'm at Bob and Maggie's house with everyone and suddenly a bag of BurgerKing appears in my hand with 10 large fries with 2 of the BurgerKing Transformers peel off thingys in there. o.O wtf...
So as I start eating these things I walk to the fridge because I'm mad thirsty. I open the fridge, nothing there. I open the freezer and BAM filled with melon bars.
I'm like HOLY SHIT Andrew Jeon status even though he runs out quick but he has them melon bars sometimes. I start to eat fries with the melon bars which in my dream turns out to be an orgasmic combination...weird. Then for some reason Bob sprints out the door like a zombie and gets in his dads 2006 sl600 that they used to own and drove it a little then came back to another car in his garage and did the same. He arranged them out on his front lawn into a weed leaf formation.I have no idea where he got 7 cars though. Then his sister Maggie came home. I was like WTF? Wasnt she already home???/ But whatever she came home screaming that Langley was having its wet wednsday fest. We were all like "sure lets go!!!!" But first I wanted to grab my fries and stuff. I run back inside to find myself looking at a table with Bob, Maggie, Julio and Marge. They ate all my shit. I said WTF B!??!?! they replied: whatsup. I then just said nvm lets just go.
So we left the house and arrived at langley high school. It looked like Langley normal and everything except for this huge ass metal fence that we all had to jump.
The fence looked like this:
Except fuggin 50 feet we had to climb beaner style. But I was ready I climbed that shit like it was 2 feet. I really wanted to go to wet wednsday fest I had no idea why though it sounded so fun. I was the last to jump the fence though and after everyone jumped it they all ran to the left direction towards and inside the school. Damn..I dont know the way but I thought "if I just go in there I'm sure I'd find it." So I went into Langley and wtf it didnt look like Langley at all. It was like a maze with random ass students. I was walking in this maze for about a good 2 hours or so and I come across these nerds. I have NO IDEA why but I asked one of them for a cigarette because I was so stressed and angry and pissed off that I was in this fagg0t maze. These nerds....they said nice very nicely and pointed me the direction I should go. As I leave this overweight fat nerd calls me a "f***in fagg0t".
I get RAGED. Then to top off my rage he pulls out a cigarette and I get FURIOUS like SUPER SAIYAN 69. Wow wtf choibert got me to type 69. I wont delete it and replace it since i love choibert. But yea I got so pissed a pot that I made in Ceramics class while I was in Robinson appeared in my hand. I beat the shit out of him until my fingers turned for some reason purple. o.O
After this guy is almost dead I keep walking until theres a door outside. I'm like YES!!!!!
I sprint towards the door and bust it open even though it was unlocked. Then I saw it...Wet Wednsday Fest.
Sort of looked like that except everyone was naked and there were about 300 people there. It was basically a Playboy mansion party. Hmmmm i thought to myself. Something didnt feel right. I told myself [x] wouldnt be too happy that I'm here so I left disappointed and still wondering where my friends were. As I kept walking I saw a water park! What the F? Langley has a water park!?!? F***in McLean rich kids....
Im like...."YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
As I'm stripping as fast as I can to get into the water...Omg... these f**ks showed up....
They came from outside and coming towards the school just blasting away at people in the water park. It was hectic everyone was running inside the school and I just followed them in hoping to be alive. At this time I still did not realize that this was a dream...Stupid me. Anyways as soon as I stepped inside the school I was knocked out cold and woke up like this...a Terran Marine.
First thing that came into my head was:" Sh!T. Dragoons > Marines. I was sent out of the school and into a battlefield of tvp. tvp= Terran vs Protoss. It was the most chaotic thing I've ever seen but at the same time, I was going all out. I was in a squad with my friend Richard who was also a Terran Marine. I yelled at him, " YO DAWG WHATSUP AND WTF IS GOING ON THIS SH*TS CRAZY BUT F**KIN TIIGHT AS F**K!!!" He replied, "DUDE HELLS F***IN YEA MAN IM KILLIN THESE PROTOSS F*CKS!!!" Alright...by now I knew that this was a dream and since I knew that I didnt want to wake up. hehehe. As the battle grew bigger and more intense with explosions everywhere,
Richard and I found some deserted Goliaths just chillin. They had noone in them to drive them so...YESSSSSS :) I got in one of them and Richard in the other but by this time the protoss were all dead. :\ I felt like I was in the Matrix driving those APUs.
Just as that thought crossed my mind, I heard a AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. "oh shit...I know that sound" I said. I was in the World of Starcraft...
I got ready for the Mutalisks that were about to come and pointed my guns and missile launchers toward the sky. As I predicted mutalisks came soaring towards Richard and I and other Terrans.
We shot those fagg0ts down epically and thought we were victorious.
Throughout all of this I totally forgot about my friends that I came to "Langley High School" with and never found them hehe...I think they probably got owned when the protoss came. As Richard and I were celebrating by getting mad drunk. Suddenly...the most epic thing happened ever. By the last millisecond of my dream Richard and I were the last ones alive and pretend theres 2 APUs at the end of the video shooting the same way and those machines are zerglings, hydralisks, ultralisks, and mutalisks. And instead of yelling, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" it was more like "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*******************************CCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK, MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEERRR FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU**********************************EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS, SSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT, IIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNN".
yea... before i got owned i woke up to my neck pain again...-_- i still have it idk how well Im going to be able to throw today at the Audrey Moore center but whatever. Im done writing for today I guess unless some interesting crap happens. Just thought you guys mightve wanted to know this crazy ass dream I had. Byebyes!
hahahahaha wtf
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